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male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

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hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

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A sun hat?

heydaveheydave:

Yeah hank

Sir, do you realize you’re not drinking regular coffee, but Colombian Decaffeinated Coffee Crystals? -

Schillervision Hidden Camera Commercials

a-storm-for-every-spring:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dogs and Tumblr

One of these things is not like the others

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

toastyhat:

barty crouch had to grade tests

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